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Alex makes me laugh

Actual conversation:
Alex: Daddy, can I have some goldfish (meaning the snack, not a pet)?
Me: Son, I told you Mom is on the way home and we will eat dinner in a little bit.  Do you really think we should ruin your dinner?
Alex: No, I want to ruin some goldfish.
Me: (laugh hysterically while I get him [...]